I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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