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we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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