Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
