I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
there is glitter all over my balls
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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