4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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