The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I met the friendliest cop last night
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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