I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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