If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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