Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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