yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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