Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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