Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
