Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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