I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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