just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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