i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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