He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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