dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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