Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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