I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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