Her vagina should come with caution tape.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
