id be glad to
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
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