my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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