Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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