It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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