i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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