Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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