My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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