I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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