Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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