NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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