But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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