Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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