I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
