he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
