he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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