I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
