2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
tell me about the fingering
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