I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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