Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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