i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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