suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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