chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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