All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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