Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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