I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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