I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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