so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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