writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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