is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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