I'm drive I can fine osifer
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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