Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Randomize
